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My Son and the Coconut: A Story in Pictures
This is one of those stories about my kid that seems funny to me. But I’m not sure if it’s actually funny or funny only
I Killed My Strawberry Plant and That’s Okay
I killed my strawberries. Not on purpose. I didn’t actively wish death on the strawberry plant. But also, I admit I didn’t try very hard
I’m a Bad Christmas Mom: 15 Pieces of Evidence
I’m a bad Christmas mom. Six months ago, I hid four of my 2-year-old son Miles’ favorite toys. Last week, I wrapped them up
My Mom Mind Is Total Chaos & I Guess That’s Permanent?
My mind is total chaos. It’s such chaos that my notes app just suggested I change the wording to “my mind is in total chaos,”
How to Learn Patience: Have a Kid
“The universe gave me a child because it knew I needed to learn how to be patient.” — I heard this on a podcast, and
Instagram Posts That Irked Me This Week
Another week, another vent session about certain parenting-focused Instagram posts. For the most part, Mom Instagram is my friend. I post ridiculous things my kids