My Kids Are Asleep

Traveling With Kids Is Almost Impossible, But It Turns Out Traveling Without Them Is Boring

I’m sitting alone at the Seattle airport, on my way to a friend’s bachelorette party. I’m crying. I didn’t cry when my first child, my son, was born. And I didn’t cry when his little sister was born a year and a half later. Sure, I was happy. And I was relieved beyond words that… Continue reading Traveling With Kids Is Almost Impossible, But It Turns Out Traveling Without Them Is Boring

Life Is Hard, Then You Have Kids

Holy sh*t, I had a baby! Listen. I realize I’m not the first person in the world to have a baby. I’m not even the billionth. At least, I don’t think I am. Have more than a billion women given birth since the beginning of time? Maybe I’m around the billionth? Who knows. Math is… Continue reading Life Is Hard, Then You Have Kids