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I Moved My Kids’ Snacks. I’m Nervous.

This morning I moved the snacks in my house from toddler-accessible cabinets to tall, impossible-for-anyone-under-5-feet-tall-to-reach cabinets. Now I’m shaking in my boots, nervous for the moment my two toddlers walk into the house from daycare, demanding their afternoon snacks. They’re going to walk over to the kitchen, pull open the short cabinet, and find …… Continue reading I Moved My Kids’ Snacks. I’m Nervous.

How Not to Have Dinner With a Toddler

Here’s how dinner with my almost-three-year-old son went last night. Fellow parents, you feel me. Miles would only eat corn if it’s out of a Tupperware container and if there are two pieces so he can switch back and forth. Had to be on the cob, obviously, don’t even try any of that baby stuff… Continue reading How Not to Have Dinner With a Toddler